the title above? NOT EVEN CLICKBAIT. this is 100% real, you guys. and 100% AWESOME!!!!!

(i’m not affiliated with benefit cosmetics)

Copyright Benefit Cosmetics.

So, I’ve been a big fan of Benefit for a long-a$$ time now, especially their They’re Real! mascara and their push-up liner. Amanda’s post about her experience at their brow bar and how overall awesome it was made me think for a long while about getting a wax, despite my extreme FEAR OF PAIN. But I’ve never been a bigger fan until now…

Benefit is giving out FREE brow products! (It’s to promote their new line) All you have to do is get at least 10 friends to sign up for the brow gel, 20 friends for the gel and ‘instant color highlights’, and 30 friends for a brow pencil, the highlights, and gel. And out of everyone signing up, 3 people will get the COMPLETE BROW KIT!!!! Okay, that one’s kind of a reach, but stil!!!!

Super amazing, right, you’re super thankful, right?

Please sign up, if you’re going to, using my link! And not just because I’ll get a FABULOUS brow gel and maybe even a highlighter and pencil, because you will too!


p.s. here’s my link again, in case the one above doesn’t work.



I recently got a Bloglovin account!

I’m still trying to figure it out though. You’re welcome (encouraged) (strongly recommended) to follow me there.

The corporate gods over there want to me to paste the following link into a blog post to give me them some promo.

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x jenna

100 late-night thoughts

just some late night thoughts …

  1. Why are women voting for Donald Trump?
  2. Why are people of color voting for Donald Trump?
  3. Seriously, why is ANYONE voting for Donald Trump?
  4. Is hate cool now?
  5. What is the alt-right?
  6. Guess I’ll Google it.
  7. YouTube time!
  8. Oh my GOD, people still support Hitler?!?!
  9. OH MY GOD
  10. Did this girl bake a birthday cake for him?
  11. THIS GIRL?!?!
  12. People think the Holocaust isn’t real?
  13. Oh shit this guy was in the KKK?
  15. Okay, I hope he isn’t coming for me now.
  16. Does this ‘how to identify a feminist’ video work?
  17. Okay that’s by that Hitler chick.
  18. Still watching though!
  19. Poor girl.
  20. It’s a golden retriever in a Trump hat…
  21. Something I LOVE…and something I HATE…
  22. He doesn’t deserve this.
  23. Poor lil thing.
  24. I thought America was great until I saw Trump’s twitter replies.
  25. Probably shouldn’t reply.
  26. Just ignoring them. Whatever!
  27. Just going to send one reply with a pro-HILZ hashtag.
  28. #IMWITHHER!!!!
  29. Suck my ass, racists!
  30. Figuratively. That’s disgusting.
  31. The racist part.
  32. And the ass-sucking part.
  33. Not slut-shaming though…
  35. Fangirl problems, including:
  36. “I’m too privileged”
  37. “My daddy only makes 2x of the average median income of US residents”
  38. “Like everyone else in the world, I cannot afford to spend $1,000 dollars to meet a crusty-ass white boy”
  39. Time to compose a snarky tweet.
  40. Too mean?
  41. Oh well.
  42. Nice, one like already!
  43. Listen up kids: be a bitch and/or privileged brat and get followers!
  44. The former being me. The latter being fangirlprobs, of course.
  45. Oooooops. One reply to my HILZ HASHTAG already.
  46. I can vote in four years, asshole.
  47. And you can bet your mayo left buttcheek that I’m not voting for a racist.
  48. Did I just get blocked????[!!!!]
  49. Nice!
  50. Can I ever stop procrastinating?
  51. Can I ever climb out of this vacuum?
  52. Am I ready for the cold embrace of the grave?
  53. Is school this bad for everyone?
  54. I’m assuming so.
  55. Why can’t I drag myself to do this?
  56. Maybe I should turn on some music. That’ll help, right?
  58. I can’t believe I used to hate her music.
  59. Can You Believe How Expensive It Is To Look This Cheap LDR
  60. Video Games is I c O n I c !!!!
  61. MAAAARRRRINNAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
  63. Honestly Marina makes Lana sound like Jacob Sartorius.
  64. Better not tweet that.
  65. Oh my god, you look just like Shakira…No no, you’re Catherine Zeta…Actually, my name’s MARINA!!!!!
  66. MODERN GOD!!!!
  67. Whatever, turning on a Marina mix.
  68. Shit, I actually have to work now.
  69. To Kill A Mockingbird is a surprisingly good book.
  70. What do we even have to take notes on?
  71. 6 stereotypes in Southern Gothic novels…plus attributes of a Southern Gothic novel itself…plus plain notes…
  72. 6 x 10 notes for each stereotype x 10 notes for the attributes x ~30 if you do 1 note per chapter…
  73. Holy fucking shit, that’s 100 notes…
  74. Do I really have to copy down 100 quotes into this stupid notebook?
  75. Copy reminds me – I have to SparkNotes Of Mice And Men.
  76. Because I have time to take 100 notes on 100 quotes for To Kill a Mockingbird, AND read another novel, and take 25 notes on 25 quotes for that, too.
  77. Even if the novel is apparently “super short”!
  78. “Only takes 1.5 hours to read”
  79. 1.5 hours where I could be staring into the void.
  80. Or, y’know, doing something.
  81. Running or shit.
  82. Speaking of running, I should start.
  83. WORK!!!
  84. Didn’t you advocate slowly reading, to ‘learn something’?
  85. Won’t happen if 50 of my classmates and I are barreling through the TWO books you’ve assigned at 12:23 AM looking for something, ANYTHING that could possibly be noteworthy.
  86. Honestly, the American educational system sucks.
  87. We always get the most work at the end of the year.
  88. Not my fault teachers can’t pace themselves.
  89. We spent three ! months ! writing an argument essay that was 6 pages long, double spaced, and now we have 15 school days to finish 2 novels.
  90. So happy we have 15 school days.
  91. Even if that means I have to bust my ass this last month or so.
  92. Technically don’t ‘have to’…
  93. Which I should stop thinking.
  94. But I can’t, since I’ve already started.
  95. Yikes, four missing assignments that I have to make up.
  96. 3 for science and 1 for SS.
  97. I don’t even think teachers will accept them anymore.
  98. 125 notes on quotes, plus 4 missing assignments.
  99. Again: when can I DIE!!!!!!
  100. For real this time.

x jenna


in which i review FASHUN!

This year’s theme: Manus X Machina, which is probably just another excuse to wear SPARKLY LATEX and use underrepresented letters of the alphabet.

(photos taken from

Liu Wen

It’s like she went to Home Depot, bought a silver pipe and some crab traps, and sewed them together. But/And somehow, SHE LOOKS AMAZING!!!

Este, Danielle, & Alana Haim

Danielle and Alana look like they’re shunning Este. Screw you! We were supposed to dress completely like the set of AHS: Coven, and now you’ve ruined it with this weird brownish color.

Taylor Swift

“It’s not a phase, mom! Just FRIKIN’ deal with it.”

Nick Jonas

Nick Jonas decided at the last minute that f-ck you, he should be able to wear a broken condom in his boutonniere.

Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban

Nicole looks like she forgot about the Met Gala and realized, at the last minute that shit, she actually has to GO to this thing. So she drove to Jo-Ann’s and picked up the first gauzy fabric she could find, dumped a bottle of glitter glue on it, tied on a string of Christmas lights to hold it together, and called it a day. Keith Urban looks like the candlestick from Beauty and the Beast.

Jennifer Hudson

 Jennifer Hudson looks like the duster from Beauty and the Beast. #Kennifer? Also, her lip gloss be POPPIN’.

Kim Kardashian & Kanye West

“Are you F-CKING with me? We didn’t get the cover of InTouch Weekly this week? Hold on, Kanye, call my plastic surgeon, we’re going to need 50 gumballs and a bathtub…”

Selena Gomez

Selena looks like she finally got to do what all girls want to do when they get a fancy new sports bra.

Cameron & Tyler Winklevoss

I can’t even critique their fashion choices. I’m too busy staring at their UNBELIEVABLY RECTANGULAR HEADS. Also, Tyra Banks thought she had a five-head? Ooooohhhh mmmmyyyy gooooddddd.

Irina Shayk

Irina looks like a 80’s beach motel. Also, this is not theme-appropriate at all : is she saying that in the future we’re ALL going to be wearing sea stars and plastic beads?

Emma Stone



She looks like a fancy latex peach emoji. A beautiful peach emoji. Also, damn, her butt is like a freakin’ bubble. Kim K could never. Love you B <3

Stacy Martin

Tell me that you don’t look at this and see ‘curtain’?

Aja Naomi King

Damn, that dress is gorgeous against her skin. -10 for not fitting the theme though…unless the futuristic element is…a black woman getting…media coverage…holy shit…

x jenna.

don’t you hate it when…

you fall off the wagon?

Doesn’t it kind of suck, a lot, when you don’t do what you wanted to do? I wanted to turn this blog into a crankin’, bee-boppin’ TEENAGE EMOTION MACHINE, churning out content faster than a factory in a 3rd world country where the workers aren’t paid minimum wage.

But, instead, overdramatically, I stopped posting. [insert dramatic music] But, now, as without an outlet, my emotions are out of control, I’m going to start posting again. Maybe daily?

This post is just cringe-ity, cringe cringe cringe.

Why am I so afraid of being embarrassed of what I’ve done in the past?

More degree-less psychoanalysis tomorrow.

x jenna.