#smoothsmoothies: the kim kardashian

a quick recipe post! maybe part of a series???

(inspired by the billie lourd hashtag #beinsmoothwithmysmoothie)


The O.G. This smoothie has been around since like, 2009, when her reality show first hit the airwaves. It’s been through so much, like additions to the family (pineapple and strawberry), three marriages, and a couple times where it ‘broke the internet’ (the juice cleanse phase of ’15, anyone?). It’s a staple (in the tabloids) and so easy that Kim’s daughter, North, could make it. In fact, North posted this while playing games on my phone. Not sure why or how she chose it but I’m not complaining! LOL

1 big banana

Because we know Kim loves those.

1/2 cup frozen peaches

After all, Paris Hilton’s catchphrase is “that’s hot”. And Kim is like, so not about that anymore. Remember when she was Paris’ personal assistant and Paris called her a hoe on national television? Now Kim’s dissing Paris by turning her into a cartoon mean girl on her iPhone game. Will[ow] you look at that?

1/4 cup spinach

Kim (and her family) love to get nasty, especially on twitter. Never forget the great Kylie Jenner-Blac Chyna-Amber Rose-Khloe Kardashian feud of 2015.

1 cup soy milk

 Her sister (who she bought a f-cking career for, by the way) Kourtney’s breast milk tastes like vanilla soy milk, according to her. Think about that as you blend and enjoy.


Author: jenna

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